so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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