I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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