Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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