Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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