all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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