let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
