Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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