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so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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