Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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