Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize