Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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