Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
high people should be assigned attendants
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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