it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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