I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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