Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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