ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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