I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
That accounts for only three of the penises
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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