You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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