Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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