TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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