They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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