Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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