but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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