TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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