just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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