Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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