I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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