he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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