The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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