Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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