What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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