Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
