Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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