I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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