Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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