"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
This is my gift to your gina
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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