Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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