fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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