I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
