How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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