shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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