ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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