Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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