He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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