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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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