You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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