Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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