We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We need to rekindle our bromance
her facebook's as public as her vagina
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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