I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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