I feel great
I just peed on a car
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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