we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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