I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It was confusing and full of hummus
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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