Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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