And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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