You really coming over, don't trick.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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