I'm jealous of your bromance
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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