i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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