I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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