I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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