you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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