and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
This toilet bowl is my home.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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