I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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